Start 9 simple rules for dating my teenage daughter

9 simple rules for dating my teenage daughter

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Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget.

If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

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