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At the right moment and in the right light we look alright. The face(s), yes got to be the face(s), once you've seen us that's it, game over! Once they see us and we message them for another meeting all the excuses come out, washing their hair/no babysitter/dead mother/washing dead mothers hair/house stolen/dead babysitter/washing dead babysitters hair, you know, the usual... We're not into gangbangs/bukkake/bbc/bbw/dp/vwe/vvwe/bi-guys/tv's/ts/dominant bulls etc etc, not fussy are we?!!!!

Legal action will be taken against any party who attempts any breach of data or violation of my rights. ) "hi am a lad from newcastle coming down the south coast, was wondering if yous fancy sorting something out, i have a 10 inch cock n would love to smash your fanny in, let me know babe xx" "Wots ur name and where abt do ya live? Wifey thinks that that is only a single person on that side..” "your profile makes you sound like a dick, and a whiney dick at that, you should be bi and take it up the ass as you whine like a bitch, feel free not to message back" "mmmm i love cummin over your pics xx" ""Bigger the batter , what the size of tits mmmmmm" "This may sound strange but would,you like,to,listen to me wank over your pics? " "very sexy, like my big young cock between ur tits and legs" "Did you know that a penis surrounded by gingery hair gets on average four times stiffer than a penis surrounded by any other colour pubic thatch." (???

) "love you to piss on my face" "would you ever fuck a man with a strap-on?

The content of the profile remains our property both real and intellectual. All you fit couples, look what you're missing out on! Unblock those single males now and you too could receive such derogatory gems as these below! ********************************* "Hey mate go tell that fucking bitch of yours to go get dressed up for me so that I can show you what a fucking filthy little whore she really is" "I wise me and you can go with your miss for 3sum or I fuck her you watch" "Il give you 100£ if u give me anal sex" "Your bf is a lucky cunt!!! Wondering if brown cock would be an option for her? Get in touch if least just say 'no'" "can i fuck your woman pls?

By posting this profile I do not waive my human rights to privacy under article 8.1 & 8.2 of the European Convention. ** Thanx for perversering (correctly spelled) with our profile (and please no copying and pasting) and when messaging us wouldn't blame you if you put "don't know why i'm bothering as you're a couple of messers" (not a required field) in the heading as this is the impression we get from most of you, oh wait hang on, unless i'm wrong (and i'm never wrong), you wont have even read down this far anyway will you? " "beautiful fuck my fat black cock" “seen better” "didnt read your profile went on a bit toouch for me, have fun tho" "£200 cash, just her in skirt and boots, no touching" (she's not up for it but i'm game? " "I absolutely lov ur pics..lov to play n tak photos in the woods..u fucking slut...." "Hey guys Can you bring back the pic of the mrs being fucked on the bed as it was my favourite to wank over Hahha" " Ah just had a great wank over your pics, thanx!

Oh wait its from a bloke..) "Hi please do not take this the wrong way , but I'm deadly serious , How much would it cost for me to come and have sex with you ?

I would like to record it also , I would be looking for anal also , I would Boone hotel all exspenses paid etc ??

Not a day goes by when we're not asked for a picture of that fella ummm.., not Hannibal or Murdoch, not B. But seriously discretion is a must, i mean my mum would kill me if she saw me on here, and my mum may know your mum then we're both f**ked.. , they're nice people honestly, no mother, don't make me do that mother...) We like the odd glass of wine but not "drinkers" so if you feel the need to get shit arsed and rat faced (or worse? You're all 100% right, we havn't said what we ARE after only what we're NOT after.. (Yes actually..) Shit i've even started responding to my own rhetorical questions. Plus no messages from "ladies" who pee standing up and also do engine work on Bmw's.. (you won't btw..) If you think we're unduly moaning then take a look at some of the bloody messages we get.. Please no more msgs where a fella thinks he's Jackie Collins and trying to come across all poetic or starts it with " Picture the scene, we're in a hotel room, the light catches your..." Its just a load of copied and pasted shite. We prefer neatly trimmed too so all you Wookies out there (last one, promise! Dig that birth certificate out too, how old are you really?

Well we would like to meet a late thirties/early forties LOCAL as in nearby and sort of close to us and not too far away married couple (not a single guy with access to a "lady" at weekends) whose relationship pre-dates the ipod with unrestricted views of their genitalia and similar preferences and experience as ourselves for some hotel bedroom antics,(not young duracell bunnies that want to bang away all night, we're 43 you know, we've been moaning when we have to kneel down and groaning when we have to get back up for years) and we would like to meet socially to start with as one of us is very nervous (and a bit shy! Blame my mum, i can still hear her now ..." DONT TALK TO STRANGERS ", but mother why? (idiot..) We don't have SKYPE either, blimey if i had a penny for every time we were asked.. Please read our age range/sexual preferences for replies before sending a message or wink as getting one from J R Hartley really was the last straw (and he wasn't after a copy of Flyfishing) . And apologies for me keep putting short sentences in brackets,(i'm trying to stop and i'm doing brilliant so far) but you may also find yourself doing it involuntarily if you read it all.. Just read Fabs version of what cuckolding means then deleted it from our preferences immediately!!! Don't ask for a polite no to your message (you will anyway) as i don't think there is a polite way to say no as it always takes offence!! After updating our pics it takes an age sorting the shit from the shinola. Said couple retired shortly after (was it something we said? Turns out 67%* of people that do are a lot older than they think (*made up statistic).

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If you have or do it will be considered a violation of our privacy and will be subject to legal action.. WARNING: This profile either in its entirety or any part there of including photographs must not be copied, quoted or used by any person, institution, company or agency.

serial offenders) We only meet 2 or 3 times a year (never even managed that last year) so please pass us by if you're after a quick outing.. Well they say softly softly catchy monkey (We don't meet primates before you offer) so you never know..